TV you have failed me

It used to be safe to turn on the TV. The worst reality show you could accidentally end up watching (and hating yourself for it later) would be Survivor or the Bachelor. But things have changed thanks to MTV. Because of some "genius" at MTV the world now knows of the horror that is the Jersey Shore and those lovely individuals that flock to it during the summer time. For those living on the East Coast the Jersey Shore is that creepy perverted uncle that you purposely don't invite to social occasions because you want no one you know to know you are in any way associated to him.

Well now its gotten worse, oh yea it gets worse than Jersey Shore, its called Cape Cod in the summer infested with Boston "Mass-holes." The people at TruTV are putting a show together called "Wicked Summah." Here are a few reasons to hate this show and avoid it at all costs:

1. The accent is horrible, after you hear wicked used every other word in a sentence you'll wish you were deaf.

2. The clothes are horrendous. Grown men wearing pink J.Crew pants with lobsters on them, enough said.

3. Their belief that the Red Sox are gods and the religious-cult like way in which they follow them.

4. How every guy believes they are god's gift to women and you should feel honored to have them invade your personal space and grope you uninvited.

5. How said guy gets completely pissed off and wants to fight you when you tell them you'd rather lick a NYC sidewalk then spend two more seconds around them.

6. Did I mention the accent?