Tuesday, I despise you

I have a theory that there is one too many days in the work week, and that extra day is called Tuesday. It is a complete waste of a day and just means I have to be at work one day more than I want. Isn't four days enough? Now some might argue with me that Monday is the worst day, but they would be so very wrong and here's why.

Monday is the first day back to work after two days of freedom so its expected to be shitty. Its the reason the weekend is over, it forces you out of your comfy bed at an hour you would not normally see if you had the choice.

Wednesday is "hump day." You can celebrate that you have made it over the hump of the week and are in the home stretch.

Thursday is the beginning of the end. You are so close to Friday you can touch it. You make it through Thursday and you feel good. The best TV is on Thursday night. Thursday is the best weekday night to go out for a drink.

Friday is a wash. If you have not completed what you needed to get done by Friday you might as well wait till Monday. People sneak out of work early to get a jump start on the weekend. In Australia they call this P.O.E.T.S day (Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday).

So you see Tuesday is pointless and should be eliminated.