Friday, May 7, 2010

Umm I don't want to be stuck in a room

"When God shuts a door--the Devil tempts us with an open window"
On the way to work one morning I noticed this sign on the church by my house. It really disturbs me. I don't want to be stuck in a room. What if the door that God shuts is the bathroom door? I sure as shit (no pun intended) don't want to be stuck in a stupid bathroom for the rest of my life. I get claustrophobic and what if the bathroom I'm stuck in doesn't have a tub, where am I supposed to sleep? Also, I need to eat at least every two hours I'm a fat kid at heart, I love food. I ask you if God loves me why oh why would he want to separate me from one of my loves?

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